i win.

i like to congratulate myself for things like eating enough fiber and using my oven. and for things like napping or parking my car. or flossing.i give myself a tiny private round of applause each time i clean the blades of my ceiling fan or complete a left-hand turn; when i return my videos on-time. or when i remember to use my shoe-horn. because sometimes...well, sometimes i just like to win (even if i am the only competitor.)