If I blog in the forest, will it make a sound?

i was writing about neckties. writing and rewriting for an hour or so and the more i wrote the more obnoxious it became. i got up and took a shower. neckties? what? if a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? if my necktie blog were posted in the forest and no one was around to read it, it would still be crap. but only because i had thought too much about the possibility that someone might be in the forest that day. perhaps trees falling in deserted forests make incredibly beautiful sounds and its the very audience that makes them crash.